Define Urgent Meaning

URGENT
A term used liberally by Lawyers,Bankers, people working in the Finance sector etc to describe something which all too often is not actually urgent but they simply want it done quicker.

quick-urgent

Hey IT Support, my phone is crackling and I must have someone look at it urgently. OR Hi IT Support, I have got a new icon on my desktop and I need to know what it is urgently.

Hey Messengers, I have got some files on my desk for archiving and they must be taken away as a matter of urgency.

Hi payments team, this banking instruction plus the other 1000 I have sent you today are urgent, urgent, urgent.
By Shannon
Urgentness
Verb. The act of impatiently waiting.

You’re deadline and urgentness are both too soon for me I will need more time.
By Lissy
Urgent 2k
If you are a Nigerian guy, you will understand what "URGENT 2K" mean

Even if you're in love with the girl, you go kukuma out immediately

Ole: Tundu! Please, I need urgent 2k

Therefore; Tunde is a member of Stingy Men Association of Nigeria (SMAN)

Tunde: OK, let me see what I can do (na there e end)

Brothers code 301: Save your brother from urgent 2k ladies
Please do all you can to save him from such girls
By Anderea
Urgent Tug
Short, sharp male masturbation performed under time pressure. Often at risk of being caught/interrupted

The wife went to the shop, time for an urgent tug!
By Katlin
Urgent Pirate
When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.

That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt!
By Steffane
Urgent Bum
When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."
By Stephana
Quick-urgent
To deliver before the request was even thought of

Get me those leads, quick-urgent!
By Colette
Urgent 2k

Abeg you fit give me urgent 2k I go pay back
Babe I need urgent 2k
By Bertine
Urgent Fury
A tournament site that embelishes fair play and sportsmanship. The main attraction of this site is the dedication of the staff to be the best tournament site and the "risk" style tournaments. These tournaments are comprised of Tacmaps or areas of operation in which the clans involved fight over until a winner is determined. Currently Urgent Fury is hosting tournaments on Socom Combined Assault and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on both the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. Future plans for gaming tournaments have not been disclosed yet, but many more military shooters are on the horizon!

Man Urgent Fury is a great tournament site!
By Dorene
Urgent Mule
The effect when a broad stops sucking your dick right before you are about to orgasm.

Jane urgent mules me last night, just before I was going to give her a angry dragon
By Florance