1. anything that has little or no use.
2. any obbject of which has no use.
3. the opposite of usefull
(also see: feckless
4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab
(see example of useless drivel down below).
: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK
! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS
! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"