Define Utahn Meaning

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."

"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.