Define Utensil Meaning

Utensil
n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.
By Diana
Utensilator
A box, space in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those "just in case" moments. For example A Potjie (spelled PoyKee is a cast iron pot from South Africa which deserves to go inside a Utensilator.


" Joey ! Can you put away this "potjie" back in the Utensilator please"
By Brita
Utensil
One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!
By Jacenta
Utensiling
when males and females lie together all facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

The other day my boyfriend and i were utensiling.
By Myrilla
Fen Utensils
Instruments used for the art of fencing.

Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!
By Brandy
Utensil Slapped
absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.
By Demetra
Writing Utensil

By Faina
Utensil Swearing
when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.



twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc
By Ginevra
Stabbing Utensil
A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.

My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.
By Concordia
Kitchen Utensil
Slang word derived from sexist terms used towards women to state that women belong in the kitchen, although not used alot this term also is defined as a kitchen utensil as in the knife and or fork.

Hay what's that kitchen utensil doing ot of the kitchen?
I don't know man but she needs to learn her place.
By Darya