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Define Valentine Day Meaning

Valentine's Day
The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
By Kevina
Valentine's Day
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
By Lily
Valentine's Day
Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
By Nettie
Valentines Day
The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
By Drusi
Valentines Day
The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
By Morganne
Valentine's Day
Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
By Vi
Valentine’s Day
The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
By Cymbre
Valentines Day
a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
By Bonny
Valentines Day
the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
By Pammie
Valentine's Day
A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death

Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.
By Jazmin