Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the
vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these
venal and virulent vermin guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a
votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this
vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
