Define Venusaur Meaning

Venusaur

By Odessa
Venusaur
1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
By Mirella
Venusauring
Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
By Fae
Venusaur
When you shove a bonsai tree or another small plant up one's vagina or anus so they achieve sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: I'm gonna meet up with Mary tonight.

Guy 2: Are you gonna Venusaur her?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah!
By Lizbeth
Venusauring
when you strap a ton of dildos onto your back and use those to pleasure many women whilst defiantly shouting "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

dude 1: Dude, were did all the babes go?
Dude 2: I think they're venusauring with that surfer dude
By Gaby
Venusauring
Multiple men get on someone's back with their flacid penises and flap them around your sexual partner while you say "Venusaur use vine whip!"

This sexual act was used in 1990's night club bathrooms when Pokemon was still popular.

Dude: Did you see those guys venusauring last night?
Chick: He must of had his boulder badge.
By Saidee
Venusauring
After having sex with someone, cum on their face and slap it with your cock while saying "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

Guy 1: Where did Amy go?
Guy 2: I think Berg is Venusauring her.
By Aridatha