Talentless former Spice
Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an
OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded
David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my
shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What,
Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow,
get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"