The one and only man who is brave enough to put milk before the bowl. Vir is a
conqueror of many lands, people, and talents. Few are very impressive and many are dull and uninteresting. He may still be alive, lurking
in the shadows, flexing on rats, and running a circus of 1. Many backstories include being raised by a family, raised by lions, and Captain America-style stuff. Little is known about a current Vir. The scientific community has deduced that he could either be the next fascist leader or the next
Jeff Bezos.
Vir tried to eat his cereal only to find out that he was using a
plate. As he broke
the plate, Vir realized that breaking a plate was very
unimpressive.
