A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as
Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as
Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for
S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.
Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a
dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are
dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a
freckle fetish.
