1. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting
for true love.
2. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially
crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to
hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A person who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
1. I am a virgin because I'm waiting for
my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a virgin! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like virgins, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4.
I'm a virgin because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me
five bucks.