Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red
monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and
breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on
eBay!
Freind: "How much was it?"
Guy: $500. It was a classic.
Freind shankes him in the
liver.