Jesse: NoooKayla stop, I'm going to get visitors
Kayla: *creepy smile* no you won't
By Martha
The Visitors
Known as Les Visiteurs in France. A kickass movie starring Jean Reno about an 11th century knight and his squire who are accidentally transported to modern times by a senile wizard. The plot centers around the nobleman's quest to return back to his own time by enlisting the help of his descendant. A cult classic in France. Its image has since been tarnished by "Les Visiteurs 2" and the American version "Just Visiting."
Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil
The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.
By Ericka
Visitor's Dugout
A consenting, nonsexual male partner to a lesbian, for the purposes of keeping a heterosexual facade; the male equivalent of a Beard.
"Check out Alyssa's Visitor's Dugout, Dave."
"Is he the Visitor's Dugout, or is she the Beard?"
"Oh, that's deep, bruh. "
:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.
Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwantedvisitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)