a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in meshthongs.
when the small manleaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.
By Carree
Vladamir Kozlov
He is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment and is working on the ECW brand. He is trained in freestyle wrestling, rugby, football, sambo, kickboxing, judo, and mixed martial arts. He was introduced to WWE by Jerry Jarrett.
After his awful PPV match with HHH he was demoted. He was "undefeated" until he faced HBK.
Instead of saying he botched a move, they now say he Kozloved a move
