Define Wait Meaning

Wait
An alternate term used in place of the word sike that implies the previous statement was false or made in sarcasm.

"Yeah, I'll do your homework for you.. wait!"
"Yeah, that's really funny, wait."
By Sharyl
Wait
something a journalism teacher says incessantly because she sucks at teaching and she can barely walk because she's a fat tub of lard

-Ms. Vivona... can you help me with my essay?
-It's gonna have to wait. I suck at life.
By Mindy
Wait No
used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"

"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"
By Honey
Wait
Use it before a sentence to exclaim surprise and redirection of a train of thought. Do this no more than once a week and it can add useful emphasis to your communication efforts.

Or, use it before every other sentence as the new like. This way it does nothing at all, but will drive old people nuts and make you sound like a reality show super star.

Dad: Let's have pancakes for dinner.

Kid: Wait. Did you say we are having pancakes for dinner?

Dad: Wait for what? Yes, a whole breakfast for dinner!

Kid: Wait. Can I invite Carly over for pancakes?

Dad: What are we waiting for? No, Carly is irritating.

Kid: Wait. Can we have hash browns too?

Dad: Why are we still waiting? Yes, hash browns are delicious.

Kid: Wait. Carly loves hash browns!
By Karyn
Waiting
1. A hilarious movie featuring Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, Justin Long, Anna Faris, Luis Guzman, Andy Milonakis, and many more funny actors. Its about the restaurant life and the people who work in them.

"Aw man, I saw "Waiting" the other night and it was f'n hilarious, especially if you've worked in a restaurant."
By Tania
Wait-
when you just said said something wrong or to the wrong person.

"wait" and "wait-" are not the same thing

Guy: My mom just died.
me: nice.
me: wait-
By Laryssa
Wait, Wait, Wait, Now!
a phrase taken from the precog in the hit film "Minority Report"; the "now" was added to have some form of finality, which Spielberg forgot to add. When playing Mario Kart 64, or Foosball, it might be necessary to say this phrase in order to time your shot correctly.

(During an intense game of Mario Kart 64 or foosball) Wait, wait, wait, NOW!
By Alayne
Wait For It
A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.
By Milka
The Wait
refers to the amount of time between phoning youre food delivery and the time it acctually appears on youre plate, not very nice if you are starving

"Ave no had the wait in a while, fuckin starvin here" - spoken by a person who had been unemployed for 6 months then recieved a student loan
By Carla
Wait For It
A phrase added between a word to add more suspense. The phrase was popularized the the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

Tonight's going to be Legen wait for it dary
By Audrey