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Define Waitress Meaning

Waitress
a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
By Mimi
Waitress
A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.

Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.
By Hanna
Waitress
Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.
By Aida
Waitress
A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.
By Katheryn
Waitress
Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.
By Alison
Waitressing
The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."
By Selena
Waitress Friendly
When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."
By Amy
Space Waitress
Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.
By Enriqueta
Wednesday Waitress
A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.
By Deb
Waitress Sandwich
A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.
By Veronica