The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to
clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for
evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was
locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was
cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a
shart fart as he crossed the playground.