Define Wallace Meaning

Wallace
WALLACE : verb (to WALLACE, Wallaced, Wallacing)

ON THE RIVER Wallace takes three forms:

1) Upwards Wallace - where the boat is flipped and dumps the entire crew (rafting)

2) Downward Wallace - where the swimmer(s) take an especially nasty deep swim (rafting)

3) Baby Wallace - A dirtbag lost his or her seat, paddle, or maybe a custy or two (rafting)

kayakers and C-1ers are Wallaced when they get worked in a hole, run over by a rubber pusher, get an epic beat down, and of course anytime they swim.

OFF THE RIVER:
Dirtbags are well known by their frequent slapping of beers and other precious articles (such as paperwork) from each other's hands. They take the same form as on the river, Downward: off the feet. Upward: off the face. The Baby Wallace is a slight bump of the arm that results in slight spillage, kind of like a warning shot... "Hey Dirtbag, pay attention!" with the added caveat that one must properly declare the Wallace by yelling "Wallace" during the act. (IF YOU DON'T DECLARE WALLACE WHILE BEGINNING THE ACT, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND SUBJECT TO A PUNCH IN THE NOSE!)
And no crying or getting angry watching your Wallaced drink soak into the earth! Grab it and pound it out!!!
NOTE: highly frowned upon to WALLACE a full beverage. Large stack of paperwork... BONUS POINTS

WALLACE may also be used in lieu of the word BURN!, in it's declarative form.

Hey - Watch that kook get Wallaced in that hole!
By Lucia
Wallace
1. n - the most awesome place in the world. aka center of the universe.

wallace road, not to be confused with wallace street.

2. v- the act of doing the most awesome thing in the world, be it on wallace, queen ann, or any other acceptable location

lets go to wallace

lets go wallace
By Dre
Wallace
a place where fuckin G's roll you fuck with them you get your shit torn and any spade that talks shit will be delt with by the true gangsters of WAHI!!

wallace is for badasses
By Melicent
Wallace
The Pussy licker,pussy licking wallace A real ladies man!Hey girlfriend! you get wallaced last night?Fuck yeh! Doesnt lick pussy for minutes or even hours,but for days!wallace was down there for days!wallace made me forget my own last name! He sucked my pussy till my head caved in!Girfriend one:i think i got wallaced last night!Girlfriend two: how can you tell?Girfriend one: I dont remember your name,my name,or anyone elses name!Girlfriend two: yeh! you got wallaced!wallace not to be confused with fucking wallace,thats a different wallace. Fucking Wallace,all the girls love Wallace,they won't go out with him,he's a nice guy,but he can lick my pussy,Ok if you make me cum one more time Wallace I'll fuck you till your head caves in Bad Wallace,no one knows what Wallace does for a living,I mean he has a nice truck and lots of money? But he's never at work,what does Wallace do? Lick pussy all day?Wallace has the coolest friends.Wallace seems to know everybody! Wallace is quiet and shy but give him a few drinks and he can really dance! Wind up Wallace and watch him go!if you find A Wallace don't let him go! There isn't many guys like Wallace.whatever you do don't piss off Wallace! Wallace will grow cold in seconds if you piss him off! No more pussy licking! Wallace is just gone! WTF Wallace! I was only kidding!

pussy, wallace ladies
By Kristine
Wallace
to vomit violently. stems from wallace & gromit.

- where's herman?

- oh man it's not pretty. he just wallaced all over his new shoes. that stroker never could hold his drink.

- oh man. that's the 2nd time this week.
By Fayina
Wallace
To destroy, dirty, or cook anything. The opposite of cleanliness and organization. Also to take as many white substances as possible all known as COTEIN.

Fuck... i just wallaced that door into a hundred pieces. Then i wallaced some $1.99 a pound steak. Afterwards i wallaced my room with so much protein powder.
By Cele
Wallace
the act of letting your wife dress you up like a woman, and fucking you in the ass with a strap on

Did you hear what Gerod did last week? He let his wife "wallace" the shit out of him!
By Lira
Wallace
evil name; curse when said out loud toward a person with the name them and the person with the name will experince a moment of choas ( can effect the person close to the named person)

for your own protection i will not use an example

the word wallace will destroy life
By Virginie
Wallace
Wallace and Grommit. Long for 'wally'. Another term for 'muppet' or 'dufus'.

Stop pinching my bum you wallace
By Catharina
Wallace
A badass who get all the hoes and a great friend to all gangsters if you know a Wallace then you have a good life.

My man Wallace gets all the hoes
By Trudy