Condition characterized by chronic diaria of the mouth, bloated buffet
impacted colon, and personalitous horses-asses. Common to former professional football players named
Sapp. Syptoms include frequent criticism of your coach and teammates. outbreaks of profanity when cameras are not rolling, and blatant
cheap shot blind sighted hits against opponents.
I once had a chance. but now I'm a Warren Sapp, I should have listened to
Leon Spinks and stayed in school, cause I sure am a fool. Maybe I can learn to rap, but then there's always the deep
fryer job at
Denny's.