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Washington
washington is a state. no, it's not washington DC, you idiot. if people are talking about washington DC, they'll say DC. that blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? anyways, washington is on the pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. some of the best bands are from washington, not your state. (8 we have good schools and awesome colleges. we have our share of stupid people, and they usually move to idaho or canada. so suck my non existant dick.

person: where are you from?

different person: washington.

person: like washington DC?

different person: if i meant washington DC, i would've said washington DC, cupcake.

By Roxanne
Washington
he'll kick you apart, he'll kick apart!

that washington, he had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.

dude i heard that mutherfucker had like thirty goddam dicks
By Ronni
Washington
Verb: The act of ejaculating onto a female's face and then slapping a one dollar bill onto the semen.


"Hey Nate Dogg, i heard you washingtoned that skeez last night."
By Andi
Washington
The city in the District of Columbia. People from the DC area never say "Washington," we call it the District or DC. Or if we're talking about specific communities: Dupont Circle, Georgetown, K Street, Q Street, we use those words.


Me: "Are you from this area?"
Stranger: "Yeah, right down in Washington"
Me: Tourist.
By Gillie
Washington
a real shithole in the middle of everywhere. newcastle postcode and city of sunderland council. it really shouldn't exsist. filled with chavs and a mix of geordies and mackems. also the hometown of linda mcartney so shows ya what kind of wiredo's we get here

Man: Where you from?
Woman: Washington
Man: *runs*
By Gussy
Washington
an arab. Derived from Washington D.C. The DC stands for dune coon.

John: "hey lets go to the mosque to pray today"

Jason: "fuck that, and fuck you. I will not be in the presence of those washingtons"
By Andi
Washington
a slang word for 'Diet Coke', which comes from the capital of America, Washington DC, in which the 'DC' would stand for 'Diet Coke'.

"i just picked up a washington and a packet of chewing gum from the store"

or in reference to drinks containing it:

"if you're getting another round, i'll have a jack (and) washington please"
By Corina
Washington
1) A state in the northwest United States on the Pacific Ocean
2) The 42nd state to join the union.
3) Often confused with Washington, D.C.

Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: D.C. or the state?
Person 1: If I meant Washington, D.C. I would've said it.
By Bellanca
Washington
A state in the northwestern corner of the United States. Its capital is Olympia and its largest city is Seattle.

The state of Washington is not to be confused with Washington, D.C. If you are talking about the state, just say "Washington." I HATE it when people call it Washington State!

Two men, Jason and Mark, meet each other at Yellowstone National Park and start talking.

Jason: Where are you from?
Mark: Washington.
Jason: Washington, D.C.?
Mark: No, Washington State. If I was talking about Washington D.C., I would have said Washington D.C.!
By Nicoli
Washington
Only the best state in the Union. Actually has a culture of its own, doesn't try to emulate anything else. Typically unlike the rest of the country, typically left-wing. Most secular state, contains the two most secular couties in the US. Promotes a growing scientific, computer, and airplane industry. NOT WASHINGTON DC!!! IF WE MEANT DC we would have SAID DC!!

Stranger: What the hell is so great about Washington anyways?
Me: Look around.
Stranger: Shit, this place is AMAZING!
By Klarrisa