Jim: Why isn't John at school today?
Tim: You didn't hear he got wasted yesterday.
Jim: Awesome so typical of John.
Tim: How is that awesome when one of our
classmates died.
Jim: Huh?
Tim: He got wasted as in he got shot to death.
Jim: Wait doesn't wasted mean drinking
a shitload of alcohol until your drunk?
Tim: This is confusing,
who the fuck gave this word two completely different meanings!!!!!!!!!