Define Watching Tv Meaning

Watching Tv
Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.

"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."
By Sapphire
Watching Tv

i wannna go watch sum tv 2nite
By Katherine
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By Eddy
Do You Watch TV?
Possibly the worst attempt at conversation ever.

Soo.... do you watch TV?
By Johna
So We Can Both Watch Tv?
A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?
By Franky
You Like Watching Your Neighbors Watch TV?
A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?
By Marita
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I Wanna Watch Tv
The feeling of wanting to watch tv so you can find out what is on the local programming.

Person A: I wanna watch tv
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because I wanna see what's on that I can watch, such as the new episode of Sam & Cat on Nickelodeon.
By Delphine