Define Wedding Ring Meaning

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

an object that will stop things from putting out.

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.

Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.