Random co-worker: What are you doing this weekend?
Billy: Nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): I'm going to get drunk off of Bacardi and Vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend's best friend. I'll come in on Monday drunk and high, make
bee line for my cube, then just stare into space for several hours while listening to
Jethro Tull. After that I'll contemplate quitting for a while, then play
solitare till its time to leave.