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Define Weightlifter Meaning

Weightlifter
1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.

See example by: Ultimate Gary. His example pwns every example in this mothafuckin' dictionary.
By Devonne
Weightlifter
A dude who lifted so much weight, he shit his instestines out.

By Philippine
Weightlifter
Also known as goatse's brother.

My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.
By Viole
Weightlifting
An Olympic sport; a test of how much one can lift in the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk.

Weight training is not weightlifting.
Bodybuilding is not weightlifting.
Powerlifting is not weightlifting.

Guy 1: I like to do weightlifting.
Guy 2: Oh really? How much can you snatch?
Guy 1: Snatch? I didn't say nothin' about no pussy man, you crazy. I bench about 960.
Guy 2: Oh I see, weight training.
By Sybyl
Weightlifting
a sport in which if you try out or do this sport in any way shape or form you will get severely addicted to it. To the point we’re you eat, sleep, and drink weightlifting. help... i’m addicted.

“I missed one day of weightlifting, and then cried”
By Catharina
Social Weightlifting
When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"
By Lauree
Vaginal Weightlifting
Vaginal Weightlifting is a strength training exercises using the contraction of pelvic floor muscles to lift an object inserted in the vagina. Equipment such as weighted vaginal cones and jade eggs, and attaching a string to it. It strengthens the pelvic floor, and gives women sexual confidence and power.

Sara had a better time at producing orgasm during sexual intercourse, when she started vaginal weightlifting weeks ago.
By Vicki
Dirty Weightlifter
A person who likes to believe eating three portions of chips and pizzas is a body building diet. this person will also believe he can make his boobs dance out of pure muscle, but in reality is it only man boobs. this person will come in a form of a virgin who wants other people to think he is straight, so he pretends to perv up girls. you can spot this person by looking for back fat and twitchy eyebrows

that person over there has backfat, so he must be a dirty weightlifter
By Melisse
Are You A Weightlifter Mate?
a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"

standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"
By Reeta
National Weightlifting Day
On September 23, everyone who loves weightlifting, will workout their arms and biceps.

National Weightlifting Day is the day of biceps and arms lifting.
By Renate