Define Well I'm Meaning

Well, I'm A Writer.
Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.

No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
By Barby
Well I'm Sorry
When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation

Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...
By Maude
Well, I'm A Dutchman's Uncle!
An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"
By Lynsey
Well, I'm Glad You Find This So Amusing
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
By Ilysa
Well I'm Gonna Get The Fuck Outta Here Like A Fat Kid Playin' Dodgeball!
Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!
By Coralyn
WELL I'M HERE
Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.
By Faustina