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Well I
somthing that not true

ya yee knob ed yi stink of shit
By Alison
Well I Never
1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.

Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
By Shaylyn
Well I Gee
to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.

person 1: "wanna go get drunk tonight?"

person 2: "well I gee"
By Gretta
Well, I Reckon
A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...
By Annemarie
Well I Heard
A tool used to reject accountability for a stupid mistake made, converting it into a lesser offense. If the counterparty replies with "Well, don't believe everything you hear," you have successfully dodged responsibility altogether.

Didn't you see the increasing claims in unemployment? The rising inventory to sales charts? The rising disability income claims? The lowered corporate earnings projections? Why would you buy more index futures? Are you retarded?

Well I heard the Fed was going to cut rates again by 75 basis points.

Well, don't believe everything you hear. Oh well.. whatever. Are you going to the poker game at Karetnikov's tonight?
By Gelya
Well-i-faudit
a term used to denote the excretment of excess gastronomical buildup within the human intestines. I.E. ripping ass.

Guy: Well-i-faudit
Friend: Get the fuck out of my car

Girlfriend: I cant breathe under these sheets!

Friend: Well-i-faudit!
By Gloriane
Well I Don't Know
When Rikki knows that he fucked up and it's trying to act stupid!!

Rikki what happen with this customer product?
Well I don't know!!
By Maridel
Well I Ain't Building No Bookcase
well I ain't building no bookcase

a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious

comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"

theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...

Well I ain't building no bookcase
By Kath
Well At Least I Still Have My Personality
A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.

Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.
By Kissee
Uh Well Um Well I Uhh
A stutter used in place of an actual answer. Mainly used when you don't want someone to find out about something.

Person 1: So what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Uh well um well i uhh
Person 1: You are hired.
Person 2: Wait this is a job interview?
Person 1: Uh well um well i uhh
By Shay