Define What If Meaning

What If
when you cant stop thinking about so many different possibilities of an event, either good or bad; what you ask yourself when you are insecure

what if she died? would you finally be happy then?
By Shirl
What If
the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.

Confused? You should be.

Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.
By Shanta
What The What
A popular phrase used by gumball in the TV kids show "the amazing world of gumball".

By Alissa
Very old-fasioned upper-class British expression seeking agreement with whatever you've just said. Similar to "don't you think?"

She's a fine piece of totty, what-what?
By Dara
What The What?
Play on what the hell or WTF. Apparently coined by Tina Fey's Liz Lemon character on the tv sitcom 30 Rock. Somewhat sarcastic poke at tv language censor dubbing where over-dubbed audio often uses lame alternatives the actual swear word. What the fuck you motherfucker would be dubbed "What the frick you motherlover?!?"

Dude1: I just heard Michael Jackson died, Farrah Fawcett died and China blocked Twitter and Facebook. Too much! I can't believe it!
Dude2: Whao, what the what?!
By Myrtle
What What
A signal of comradery given among gangstaz to symbolize brotherhood. That is, not to exclude womyn either.

"Lab AB!"
"What what!"
"what what"
By Kimbra
What What
A what what is a person who makes you wanna scrap them and say 'what' to them. A what what is an annoying prick who pisses you off daily.

Look at him, he's such a what what
By Romonda
What What
phrase made popular by rapper Noreaga or NORE. it can be used as a greeting like what up. or in a fight when you win, then get up in that bitches face and be like, what what!

what what homes! thizz is what it is
By Kristine
What What

i said what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, lets do it in the butt, OK.
By Neile
What The What The

By Tara