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White Wine
The teenage girl's kryptonite.

Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.

4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
By Jewell
White Wine
Metaphor for cocaine

"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"
By Lori
Shrimp And White Wine
the food and drink favored by the Beaver Boys, two party/club boys who have been known to ditch their superhot dates in order to consume these delicacies. the ratio of shrimp-to-white-wine must be perfectly balanced or else one or both Beaver Boy(s) goes into septic shock.

After an active night in the clubs doing the Richardson Richardson and the Shrimp Walk, the Beaver Boys love to eat lots of shrimp and white wine which they often puke out all over themselves.
By Lelah
White Wine Spritzer
When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."
By Fanchette
White Wine Rage
The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.

White wine rage includes: Drunken late night text messages that begin with "you are dead to me."
By Katie
White Wine Divorcee
a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
By Desirae
White Wine Drinker
A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.

A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."
By Elsie
To Drink White Wine From The Furry Cup
see felching

watch "Human Traffic"
By Greta
White Wine Or Merlot?
a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist
By Giulietta
White Wine Werewolf
Woman who can't handle her drink and turns vile after one glass too many.

Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead
By Melamie