It's Not Who You Know, It's Who You Ho.
Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to
secure your position in the
workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family.
Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be
laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's
granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not
who you know, it's who you ho.