Define Whoop Ass Meaning

Whoop Ass
\`whoop 'ass\ n.

A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"

"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"
By Lilith
Whoop Ass
You've obvs done something wrong, so someone will come and get you and beat you up litterly

Amy: I cant believe he dumped you! I'm gonna whoop ass him!
By Virgina
Can Of Whoop-ass
noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

By Wini
Can Of Whoop Ass
Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
By Tybi
Keg Of Whoop Ass
To much whoop ass to fit in a can~! (see: can of whoop ass

I'm about to tap a Keg o whoop ass on dat bizzotch
By Athene
Can Of Whoop-ass
1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.

1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!

2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!

3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
By Herminia
Can Of Whoop Ass
Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
By Aurelea
Whoop Ass Time
A sentence my mom uses when I give her smart mouth or even a bad tone.
Maybe even if I ask her a simple question.

Me : “Mom can I-

Her : “NO!!”
Also me : “accidentally gives her a smart tone”
Her : “Whoop ass time!!! GO GET THE BELT.”
By Nora
Can Of Whoop Ass
One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
By Valli
Can Of Whoop Ass
A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

see LGOPS

You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.
By Franny