Define Widespread Meaning

This is when a person spreads open their legs very very far. This is typically done on a wall or on a object (i.e. desk, table, lamp, see saw). You can also use this to describe a person or an object that looks like a person that has their legs wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee open.

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heaven; funkin' wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life...

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.