coworker 1: "
I have to go in early today to cover someone's
shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"
friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."