Define Will Mom Meaning

Your Mom’s Mom’s Mom’s Mom
A godly level roast that will leave the person dead.

Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
By Deeanne
Mom
Someone who can make your missing things appear

Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
By Petronilla
On Moms
Betting something to be so true that you would put your mom on the line to prove.

On moms, I saw her cheating with that guy from central.

On moms, though?
By Emera
Mom
The one person who knows where all of your stuff is.

-Hey, where's my sweater?
--I don't know, go ask mom.
By Leanora
Mom
A woman that does a lot for her family, works everyday with a monthly day off (sometimes), takes care of her children, even takes care of her husband. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 maybe 3 or more jobs if she has to. She even usually buys you things that you want even if you don’t deserve or need them. Her love is unconditional even when she is mad at you she still loves you and you should never forget that. Never take your mother for granted because one day she’s gonna be gone and your never going to know when. It could be tomorrow, in a couple of days, in a couple of weeks, years, it could even be today. The point is your mother loves you and you should love and appreciate her to because she could be gone any day. She might already be gonna and I am sorry if that is the case but just know she is still with you in your heart and memories and she is watching you from heaven and she still loves you even if she is or isn’t here. So please if your reading this it will only take a couple of minutes to stop what your doing and go tell your mom that you love her, text her, or call her and tell her.

By Donna
Mom
A crazy loon who loves you so much, yet she she drives you insane! She cares for you, but embarrases you in front of all your friends and makes you want to scream and cry. She is someone you want to throw out the window ever so often, but is someone you truly can't live without.

Mom: HOW DARE YOU GET AN A INSTEAD OF AN A+!!

Me: Ok, I'm sorry...

Me: *Breathes*

Mom: WATCH UR TONE LITTLE LADY! WHERE DID U LEARN THAT? FROM UR FRIENDS???
By Celestyna
Mom
a supportive parent UNTIL your 11. then hell breaks loose

ages 4-10; hey mom, can you help out with this homework paper?
mom: sure thing buddy.

ages 11-18: hey mom, can you help out with this assingment?
mom: figure it out yourself.
By Evy
Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?
By Cynthy
Mom
Dat lady who drives you nuts but who you can’t help but love....... hopefully. Amazing woman Super short. LOVES FLOWERS! Hates guns and most definitely dislikes you.

Mom: will you be home for dinner?

You: nope.

Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFORT IT TOOK TO COOK IT!!! Sit down boy and let me tell you!

You: ugh.
Mom: so I was at Starbucks.......
By Jerrilyn
Momming
That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.

Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.

Bro, why'd you mom me?

You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.

Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
By Stacie