Windows 95/98, (n): 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a
2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
People say that if you play
Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear
satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them
forwards, they install Windows.