Define Wiper Meaning

A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

PG rated word for person who is an asswipe.

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.