Define Wit Meaning

Wit
A quality that few here possess.

Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?
By Kirstyn
Wit
With.

By Mireille
Wit

wit the fuck is this
By Dru
Wit
A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.
By Bobbee
Wit
Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.

Is you chillin' wit da posse?
By Judye
Wit
In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.

'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!
By Philipa
Wit
a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.

MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
By Stacy
Wit
Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"
By Alane
Wit
The Trystan way of saying "What."

1. Wit you want?
2. Wit you looking at?
3. Wit? Wit? Do you wanna die? Cause I'll throw you off the balcony.
By Phebe
Wit

1. "Hey, you guys got the wit?"
2. "I'm doing the wit this weekend."
3. "Who knows where I can get some wit?"
By Berni