Define Wits Meaning

What is this shit? Used liberally in the military for staff work that is poor in quality or annoying from another person.

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.

to be with someone; hook up.

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.

A quality that few here possess.

Short for "with". See wit.

to be in on it, with it

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.