Define Wood Meaning

Wood

Damn, i've got wood!
By Kacy
Wood
What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)
By Darya
Wood
1. erect penis
2. white hood (used in boondocks to describe the area to which the family moved into)
3. used to describe obsolete literature

" everyone gets morning wood"
" your hood is dope, u live in the wood "
" that book is wood"
By Anselma
Wood
a term used to show respect or fellowship among white prison inmates, ex-cons and rednecks; peckerwood; whiteboy.

"its tough in prison. you have to be hard, wood."

By Shaine
Wood

"it's 90 degrees outside!"
"bruh that's stupid wood"
By Madelon
Wood

I went outside and found some wood on my tree.
By Elsey
Wood
1 Syn. Marijuana;weed;pot

2 Erection

"I broke down all the wood to roll the blunt."
By Diana
Wood
A slang term used in the South for unpotent, normal, weed; or "schwag" if you may.

"Man that was some fuckin wood. I dont even think i got high."
By Leonie
Wood
When an album fails to sell enough copies to become certified Gold or Platinum (or Silver where it applies).

That new 50 cent cd is commercial garbage, if America had any taste, it would go wood.
By Nert
Wood

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no wood beds available.
By Crystal