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Define Woolworths Meaning

Woolworths
One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour.

"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"

"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"
By Carmel
Woolworths
Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.

"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"
By Tracy
Woolworths
n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.

Devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.
By Fannie
Woolworths
The poor man's Coles

Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"

Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"

Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"

Steve: "Fair Enough"

By Janis
Woolworths
Woolworths meaning 'well worth it' in ye old essexian language.

'I is woolworths innit blood'
By Anestassia
Hailey Woolworth
A super skinny girl with big blue eyes and brown or usually blonde hair. She is really hyper and is not shy at all. She usually only hangs out with like three or four of her friends. She has many funny qualities but can be mean at times.

Damn look how crazy hailey woolworth is!
holy shit hailey woolworth is halarious
By Selena
Woolworths Bladder
Someone who has a weak bladder (ie, has to pee more than is normal) is said to have a Woolworths bladder.
It refers to the fact that object bought from Woolworths are often cheap and shoddy.

Person 1: Is he going to the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, he has such a Woolworths bladder.
By Fernandina
Glenmore Park Woolworths
An over priced grocery store on the outskirts of penrith ran by a selection of aggitated red headed people.

Kid: "Glenmore Park Woolworths sucks"
Mother: " I know son we will leave here in a minute if they open up a register instead of pretending to whipe down bench tops"
By Lilith
Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops
Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
By Emmalynne