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Define Workout Meaning

Workout
Anytime a person, place or thing beats the holy hell out of something else.

To get the shit fucked out of you by a chick is to get a "workout".
When a team beats another by a very large margin is a "workout"
When a dealer in a casino takes all of your hard earned money is a "workout".
To take a massive shit in a bathroom, you just gave that bathroom a "workout".
ETC, ETC....
By Myrah
Workoutting
The same thing as working out only better.

Bojidar is workoutting and will be finished soon.

Bojidar, did you finish workoutting yet?

when will i get a chance to workoutting
By Desiree
Jewish Workout
A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).

George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
By Anthiathia
Workout Hangover
The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.

I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.
By Kelsi
Pre-workout
A mild form of cocaine.

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!
By Lee
Rari Workout
When one pumps their arms up and down repeatedly to music by lethal bizzle. (as if they were pulling down on a cord)
Lethal bizzle created this in his snapchats while in his Ferrari on his way to the gym while listening to DENCH tunes.

*DENCH tune playing, pumping arm up and down*
"RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT"
By Laural
Halo Workout
At the end of a Halo game, everyone playing takes the number of deaths they had during the last round, does that many push-ups and then proceeds to do double that number of sit-ups. The goal is to equal out days of Halo play with a little excercise.

Alright, I had seven deaths. I'll do the Halo Workout and be back in seven push-ups and fourteen sit-ups.
By Livia
Prison Workout
A workout routine performed without the use of specialized exercise equipment. The workout is performed using only items found in a prison cell; chair, bed, bars, walls, floor, etc.

I was stuck in my hotel room for a few hours so I did a prison workout.
By Amaleta
Lebanese Workout
To work excessivley on your chest and biceps. No other muscle are to be excercised. This will make sure that you look huge. Tight t-shirts are required as well.

LEBANESE WORKOUT

Roni: Shooo, what are you pumping today?

Younis: CHEST AND BI'S! CHEST AND BI'S!

Roni: Wallah me too!
By Belita
Guido Workout
Going to the gym and doing nothing but maxed out bench pressing (Usually a grand total of 3 reps every set), and bicep curls with dumbbells.

Coined by the fact that most guidos concentrate more on their chest and partial arms than they do on triceps, back, abdominals, and most importantly, legs and cardio.

I walked into the gym and heard screams of agony and torture. The guidos must be maxing out their bench press again.
By Haleigh