Define Would You Like To Meaning

Would You Like To
A phrase from Robbie rotten and is used as a meme, often distorted

By Sophi
Would You Like Dessert
the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"

waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
By Collen
Would You Like A Game?
Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.

FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.
By Yvonne
Would You Like A Poppadom?
A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.
By Joyann
Would You Like A Spoon
said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
By Blithe
Would You Like A Glass Of WATTAA
Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.

By Timmy
Would You Like To Go For Coffee
Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"

No. No I wouldn't.
By Consuelo
Would You Like French Fries With That?
The most often repeated line delivered by drama school graduates in Los Angeles

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"
By Constance
Would You Like To Take A Survey
Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)
By Cesya
Would You Like A Cookie Or A Medal?
something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
By Ardene