Define Woulda Meaning

Woulda
Short for "would have".

I woulda played fo good.
By Tiff
Woulda

eg, i woulda eaten all of audreyā€™s food, cuz iā€™m hungry
By Paola
Woulda

If I didn't get laid I woulda died.
By Rania
Woulda Coulda Shoulda
Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."

Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.
By Enid
Shoulda Coulda Woulda
Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.

"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
By Sara-Ann
Shoulda Woulda Coulda
having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.

Tom," man, I should have bought that car!"
Jerry," shoulda woulda coulda, but didn't."
By Clair
I Woulda Told It
Same as : That's what I woulda said, Ain't that the shit, Sho Nuff...

"Ya know... once you go black you never go back."
"Well before you try to fuck Jacob... you should probably get a few under your belt."
"Yeah... I woulda told it!"
By Hephzibah
NBA Woulda Counted It
Phrase used in sarcasm when a basket ball goes no where near the hoop.

(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
By Janet
You Woulda Thought Tho
A more exciting way to say "No" or "fuck nah" as emulated by folks from The Streets

Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO
By Callida
Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
By Andree