A gaming console designed by
Microsoft in an attempt to dominate the computer gaming market. Everything inside the cover can be put in your computer. This makes it utterly pointless as it would be much more
efficient if you went out and bought yourself a computer instead of an
XBOX.
"As such, one of the primary objectives of Microsoft is to
revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Microsoft XBOX game developers pride themselves in stupidifying and over simplifying the most complicated games on the market so that they may be readily available to the weak minded and
mentally deficient.
We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences.
On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
