We call people from
Wilmington Illinois Yellowhammers, because at one time the
hillbillies there were
inbreeding. When I asked a chick where she was from, and she said Wilmington. I asked does she have any bruncles (brother+uncle)
if you say hes my brother/uncle and you are from
Willmington Illinois. You ARE a yellowhammer......
If you say Hi
Bruncle Tom, and are from
Wilmington Illinois, you ARE a yellowhammer
If you look at your teen daughter and think shes do-able, and you are from Wilmington Il, you ARE a yellowhammer
(if you are from elsewhere, you should be hung from a tree, including Wilmington Illinois)