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Define Yo Mamma Meaning

Yo Mamma
a very harsh insult/come-back

yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday

yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.

ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
By Alexandra
Yo Mamma
Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal

Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
By Trudy
Yo Mamma
Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.

Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
By Charmaine
Yo Mamma
the best comeback that was ever made

yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"
By Cindi
Yo Mamma
A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
By Fanya
Yo Mamma
Ohh so many definitions, so little time...

1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.

2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.

3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!

-Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
By Natalya
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
By Brinna
Yo Mamma
The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.


*Out of nowhere*

7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!

HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.

7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
By Kip
Yo Mamma
yo mamma insults for fun

yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew

yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death

yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
By Brooks
Yo Mamma
The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.
By Hedi