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Define Yoga Meaning

Yoga
One of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. When practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. Yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. Anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.

I do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so I can do wierd shit and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it's how I got a six pack), and girls think it's hot.
By Siobhan
Yoga
The indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and sexy.
Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening.
This can heal your any disease or injury.

A- Hey, how can you run, though you couldn't stand up after that accident.
B- Yoga saved me bro.
By Letizia
Yoga
any exercise that requires very little physical exertion
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.

"Wow, touching my toes really aligns by chakras!," said the asshat doing yoga.
By Jessamine
Yoga
a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.

rachel-"in yoga the grass is as green as your shirt"

catherine-"but my shirt is white?"

rachel- "exactly."
By Sheelah
Yoga
Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.

girl: I'm doing yoga.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.
By Diena
Yoga
yoga- code name for haveing sex with someone

hey mom im going over to johns to do some yaga.
By Reyna
Yoga
slang for weed, dope, pot, wacky tobaccee, whatever.

"hey man, im gonna go do some yoga." "lets get together and do this wicked yoga i got in europe" "hey man, can you hook me up with some yoga?"
By Erda
Yoga
Commonly used as a gay slang term for the bottom and one of his favorite positions during gay sex with another man. Usually involves the bottom to lay on his back while pulling his ankles up past his ears, exposing himself.

Too explecit for direct example, but all gay men around the world will know what yoga stands for when having sex !
By Kevina
Yoga
to be calm, dumb, emo, stupid ,vomitrosious, lame, and to act very ugly

Eww your soo ficking yoga
You naassty yoga!
That shirt is totally yoga ughh!
By Tina
Yoga
Yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.This has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in India who practice Yoga and Meditation.Only Unbelievers would really hate it.

Yoga is good for the soul.
By Janel