"I was Edward 40-hands last night. After i finished the second miller I yorked up all over the kitchen floor."
"Your sister is fugly, i just yorked inside my mouth"
By Damara
York
York, Yorked, Yorking- to get food, drink, or any other unwanted substance on your clothing
As a child I had a habit of constantly getting food, drink, or other substances on my clothing. My family decided to declare anytime that someone got an unwanted substance on their clothing it would be called york, yorked, or yorking yourself.
n. the coolest person in the world. very popular and well loved by everyone. yorks are amazing, smart, funny, brave, strong, clever, intelligent, pleasant, and wonderful. also extremely good at breakdancing omgomgomgomg so hotttttttt!!!
The process by which students are screwed over by administrators and student advisers for not fulfilling complicated and obtuse university class requirements.
These requirements are often absurd, often being a half-year class that is only offered every other decade and is taught on a different campus altogether, and is sometimes seen as being a cheap final cash grab from the school.
The term usually applies to university students who are attempting to finally graduate and join the real world.
My adviser told me I had all my classes but when I applied to graduate, I totally got Yorked. Looks like it's back to school for me.
By Kathi
Yorked
The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever
They're not giving me my degree certificate because I owe 50 cents to the library from a book I took out in first year. I'm getting totally Yorked.
"Oh man, I thought my life was starting to make sense, but I got Yorked!"
"It was a new day, but then it got all Yorked up. I should have known."
"Friends don't let friends get Yorked."
