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You Absolute
You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.

Jim you absolute coat hanger
By Odelinda
You Absolute Heap!
The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!
By Agnese
You Fool, You Blongus, You Absolute Utter Clampongus
Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
By Gratia
You Dumb Fucking Cretin, You Fucking Fool. Absolute Fucking Buffoon. You Bumbling Idiot, Fuck You
Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
By Shandy
Okay, Goodbye, Edan. I Just Wanted To Let You Know That I Enjoyed The Good Times We've Had. However, I Truly Hate You--like, I Absolutely Hate Your Fucking Guts
One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
By Gloriana
You Absolute Nut
when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.
By Courtney