roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS?
WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a
sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *
snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!